ghosttricks:

citavsoa started following you
stabby-slick started following you

Huh.

th’ fuck is with your hairdo

k6rk9t replied to your post: im back
Stabdad? Fuck I haven’t seen you in forever! Where the hell have you been?

t’ hell n back you know same old same old

long time no see kid

almost missed you

but dont start getting fucking sappy with me

im back

time t’ forget all the fucking shit ive had to put up with in the last year and move the hell on

m’ not as depressing as a bad soap anymore thank fuck

classymspaint started following you.

classymspaint:

stabby-slick:

who th’fuck are you.

Oh my…

> Are all Spades Slicks rude upon meeting them? Maybe it is just you.

My name is Ms. Paint, sir.

> Remember, Ms. P. You have not met him yet.

And you are?

sir? what the fuck s’wrong with you.

be more casual around me goddammit. i have enough lackeys calling me sir.

m’spades slick. do you even have a first name?

classymspaint started following you.

who th’fuck are you.

Sure didn’t seem like that when y’ beat the shit out of me ‘cause he got hurt. Still hate y’ for that, but… he ain’t happy.

dont. care. 

Sleuth still loves you, y' know. He nearly drank himself into a fuckin' coma over you.

….

so what.

he was nothin t’me. just a chump s’all.

fucking nothing you hear. tell him to fuckin’ jump off a cliff and save me th’ fuckin pain of having t’see his ugly fucking mug.

i dont care.

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick:

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick:

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick:

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick replied to your post: you know that crossing me s’gonna get you dead

you wish. cant get rid of me that easily. fucking try again.

I’m not getting into this. Fuck you.

if you dont then im going to fucking reveal your gender you whore.

do. what. i. fucking. say.

You’re just butthurt because your boyfriend left you! I heard about it all from Scout. Bet he was fucking glad to get rid of you.

….

…..

dont. fucking. talk about him.

its shitty enough that i have to deal with you, a red headed and even more moronic version of him. dont ever bring him up or i will stab you in the throat with one of the teeth i punch out of your tiny head.

im never wanted to fucking deal with another weirdo alternate version of him who happens to be a dame but shit happens and i might as well make it as miserable for you as it is for me to look at his face all the time when i talk to you.

listen here you stupid fucking sack of no good shit. you destroy all the records of me you can find, including the ones the police, you, and all your detective friends have and ill disappear from your life forever.

deal?

No. I fucking won’t do you shit. If looking at me makes you as miserable as you say just fucking leaving me alone and don’t look at me. It’s not that hard you fucking bitch. So leave me alone you I’ll make you even more miserable than you already are you miserable sonofabitch.

look you fucking tramp you arent getting out of this easily. i have the documents and you dont have shit for me. i could do wonders to your reputation and i could fuck you over with this shit i have on you.

but im feeling generous and im only asking for something easy. i could get other more competent people to do this for me but im gonna let you pay off this information by doing it instead. last chance. i could just release it instead you know. i dont have to let you get off but i am.

take it or leave it.

How about you take it and shove it up your ass?

oops was that me mailing copies of your birth certificate to everyone you know including scouts landlord who is actually a huge homophobic?

oops. clumsy fucking me.

also theres a sniper outside just saying.

now time for me to fuck off forever i hope you have fun with the shit i have in store for you.

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick:

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick:

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick replied to your post: you know that crossing me s’gonna get you dead

you wish. cant get rid of me that easily. fucking try again.

I’m not getting into this. Fuck you.

if you dont then im going to fucking reveal your gender you whore.

do. what. i. fucking. say.

You’re just butthurt because your boyfriend left you! I heard about it all from Scout. Bet he was fucking glad to get rid of you.

….

…..

dont. fucking. talk about him.

its shitty enough that i have to deal with you, a red headed and even more moronic version of him. dont ever bring him up or i will stab you in the throat with one of the teeth i punch out of your tiny head.

im never wanted to fucking deal with another weirdo alternate version of him who happens to be a dame but shit happens and i might as well make it as miserable for you as it is for me to look at his face all the time when i talk to you.

listen here you stupid fucking sack of no good shit. you destroy all the records of me you can find, including the ones the police, you, and all your detective friends have and ill disappear from your life forever.

deal?

No. I fucking won’t do you shit. If looking at me makes you as miserable as you say just fucking leaving me alone and don’t look at me. It’s not that hard you fucking bitch. So leave me alone you I’ll make you even more miserable than you already are you miserable sonofabitch.

look you fucking tramp you arent getting out of this easily. i have the documents and you dont have shit for me. i could do wonders to your reputation and i could fuck you over with this shit i have on you.

but im feeling generous and im only asking for something easy. i could get other more competent people to do this for me but im gonna let you pay off this information by doing it instead. last chance. i could just release it instead you know. i dont have to let you get off but i am.

take it or leave it.

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick:

bluhbluhhotstud:

stabby-slick replied to your post: you know that crossing me s’gonna get you dead

you wish. cant get rid of me that easily. fucking try again.

I’m not getting into this. Fuck you.

if you dont then im going to fucking reveal your gender you whore.

do. what. i. fucking. say.

You’re just butthurt because your boyfriend left you! I heard about it all from Scout. Bet he was fucking glad to get rid of you.

….

…..

dont. fucking. talk about him.

its shitty enough that i have to deal with you, a red headed and even more moronic version of him. dont ever bring him up or i will stab you in the throat with one of the teeth i punch out of your tiny head.

im never wanted to fucking deal with another weirdo alternate version of him who happens to be a dame but shit happens and i might as well make it as miserable for you as it is for me to look at his face all the time when i talk to you.

listen here you stupid fucking sack of no good shit. you destroy all the records of me you can find, including the ones the police, you, and all your detective friends have and ill disappear from your life forever.

deal?